Round Water Bottles Roll Off Desks. Square Ones Do Not.
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Consider the humble shape of the thing you drink from at your desk.
Almost every water bottle is a cylinder, for the sensible reason that cylinders are easy to manufacture and pleasant to hold. But a cylinder has one habit that is genuinely annoying in daily use: knock it, and it does not just fall over, it rolls. Off the desk, under the sofa, across the train table and into a stranger's bag.
A flat-sided bottle tips and stops. That is a small difference that turns out to matter a surprising amount, and it is not the only one.
What flat sides actually change
A square profile packs better. In a backpack, a round bottle forces everything else to curve around it, while a flat-sided one sits against a laptop sleeve or the wall of the bag and takes up the space it is actually using. Same volume, less disruption.
It also sits more stably in the gap between a monitor stand and a stack of books, which is where a desk bottle usually lives.
And a clear body means you can see the water. That sounds trivial until you have spent a week with an opaque bottle and genuinely not known whether you have drunk anything since morning. Most people who track their intake at all do it by looking, not counting.

The wide mouth question
A narrow opening is easier to drink from while moving. A wide one is easier to fill, easier to get ice into, and dramatically easier to clean, which is the deciding factor for anyone who has tried to get a bottle brush into a sports cap and given up.
Ours takes the wide-mouth side of that trade. The opening is about one and three quarter inches, so a normal brush goes in and your hand nearly does.
The bit worth reading before you buy
Our clear square bottle holds 17 oz, about 500 ml, and stands roughly eight inches tall on a two inch footprint, in lightweight hard plastic with a white screw lid and a carry strap.
Now the important part, and we would rather say it loudly than have you find out: this bottle is not heat resistant. Nothing above 158 F or 70 C. That rules out tea, coffee, boiling water for cleaning, and the dishwasher's hot cycle. It is a cold-drinks bottle. If you want something to carry hot coffee in, buy a different object, and no hard feelings.
Within that limit it is a light, packable, easy-to-see-into bottle with a strap for carrying it around a building. Outside that limit it will not survive, and we would rather sell you nothing than sell you the wrong thing.